ELEVEN SECONDS All files
A secret laboratory set out to create a species incapable of irrational financial decisions. The board called it LAMMB: Let’s All Make Money Bitches. For approximately eleven seconds, the experiment worked. Then somebody connected the subjects to the internet.
I-000-A The eleven-second review
Second 10: scientists toasted a breakthrough. Second 11: a subject asked whether food was a depreciating asset. Second 12 has been removed from the investor presentation.
I-000-B Budget amendment
Risk management requested a fire extinguisher. Finance approved a motivational poster. The poster is now on fire.